Total Medals Earned: 288 (From 76 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,185 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/550 points)
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/460 points)
Die by your own bombs.
"Another skeleton, a shady one... most of them are, to be fair."
"Looks like he has places to go to, and to possibly bomb down."
"You approached Bertha, Captain Grog's cursed Gallion."
"He might look like a 'regular' skeleton, but he never skips femur day."
"You're bound to explod-*coff*.. explore the seven seas."
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/485 points)
Played Season 2 for the first time!
Unlocked Deimos!
Unlocked Sanford!
Unlocked Hank!
Unlocked Tricky!
Unlocked Jeebus!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (25/180 points)
You have completed the tutorial!
You have completed Level 1!
You have completed Level 2!
You have completed Level 3!
You have completed Level 4!
You have completed Level 5!
You have completed Level 6!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/180 points)
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Gardens!
Create a Potion
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Dungeons!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Catacomb!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Viaduct!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Ruins!
Survive long enough for the Heroes to breach the Ramparts!
Allow the Heroes to breach the Sanctum! (Game Over)
Defeat every Hero and defend your home!
Cast the Shuffle Spell
Cast the Purge Spell
Cast the Meteor Spell
Medals Earned: 1/63 (5/355 points)
Won the Alien Hominid plush
Won the Barbarian Boss plush
Won the Beefy Bear plush
Won the Beefy Villager plush
Won the Bitey Bat plush
Won the Cat Guard plush
Won the Chris Plushy
Won the Chutney plushy!
Won the Cyclops plush
Won the Edd plush
Won the Giraffey plush
Won the Hank plush
Won the Hatty Hattington plush
Killed 100 people in Hominid Homicide
Killed 50 people in Hominid Homicide
Survived 5 Minutes!
Won the Leo Plush!
Killed 500 enemies in Madness Arena!
Unlock the Katana in Madness Arena!
Unlocked the RPG in Madness Arena
Unlocked the shotgun in Madness Arena
Survived for 10 minutes!
Unlocked the uzi in Madness Arena
Killed 100 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Killed 50 Zombies in Madness Zombie Survival
Won the Matt plush
Won the Monkeyface plush
Won the Pazzo plush
Won the Pico plush
Won the Pipistrello plush
Won the Pbot plushy!
Won the Rammy plush
Won the Red Knight plush
Won the Salad Fingers plush
Won the Satan plushy
Won the Scratchpaw plush
Won the Tank Man plush
Won the Behemoth Chicken plush
Won the Tom plush
Won the Tricky plush
Won the Yeti plush
Won the Zach plushy!
Got a score of at least 10 in the FnF minigame!
Unlocked the Minigun in Madness Arena!
Killed 200 zombies in Madness Zombie Survival!
Survived 5 Minutes
You won all of the plushies from the claw machine!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Play NG Stars
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Breaking a glass for the first time
Hide your head for the first time
Break a reinforced glass with the help of another ostrich
Rescue all the ostriches in a non tutorial level
Finish the game